THEME In the heart of Transylvania, In the Vampire Hall of Fang-yia, There's not a vampire zanier than Duckula. He won't bite beast or man, 'Cos he's a vegetarian, And things never run to plan for Duckula. If you're looking for some fun, You can always count upon, The wild and wacky one they call Duckula. (Count Duckula - he he he heeh!).